I have my Grandma's arms. I call them fat Italian arms. All I need is the nun shoes and I could be an official old Italian lady.
When my grandma was older and sick and no longer heavy she looked at me one day and said, "I don't know why you are fat, there's no one else fat in this family." HELLO! Didn't she look in the mirror 20 years earlier?? Plus she was large chested so she was shaped like Aunt Bee on the Andy Griffith show! And she had those fat Italian arms. I always hated those fat Italian arms and now I have them. Something must be done. And fast.